light verse based on Science jokes

Gene Weingarten – Bugged

Into a tavern drifts an infectious disease

And orders a beer and some yogurt and toast.

The bartender thunders, “Get out of here, please.”

The pathogen sniffs, “Well, you’re not a good host.”

Read more at The Washington Post:

Gene Weingarten: Think my poems are lowbrow? All of these are based on science jokes. – 1/25/18

 

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